Club
Kotatsu and tangerines are the best part of winter.
By the way, President...
What is it?
I thought you weren't good at meticulous work.
I'm not.
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 11 「Agreement Cancelled」
Okay.
It's got to be kotatsu and tangerines.
They're so good.
I think they would taste better if you ate them faster.
President, you can still eat them even if there's a little white pith on them.
Here, President.
Here.
Here, here.
Hey, President.
Hey, Shi.
Kyoro's being a bully.
I think I'm being bullied.
What should I do?
Kyoro-kun has been growing up rapidly.
I have high hopes for him.
Kyoro smells good.
The president won't eat tangerines...
I'm eating them.
I told you, it's fine.
You can eat these stringy things.
That part of an orange is called the vascular tissue.
It delivers moisture and nutrients to the fruit.
It has fibre, so it should be good for you.
See?
Listen to Shion-san.
Onee-chan doesn't like those kinds of things.
She can't eat the skin of mentaiko, either.
What?
Do you do the same meticulous thing when you eat mentaiko, too?
You're a bully. I'm not telling you.
Here, President.
They'll definitely taste better if you eat them faster.
Come on, come on.
Hey, President.
Hey, Shi!
What am I supposed to do about this?
Yes, what should we do?
Why haven't we done this before?
Where did you get those?
They were cheap, so I bought them.
A cat tail, paw gloves, and a collar with a bell!
This four piece set cost only 980 yen including tax!
Really?
These cat ears are great!
Hey, Tama.
Wait!
Where are you going?
Just accept it, Tama.
I went through the trouble of buying these.
Putting them on for just a little bit can't hurt, right?
No!
I'm not putting those on!
I'm not a cat.
If you won't put them on, give me back my 980 yen including tax!
Ma-chan, you cheapskate!
I never asked you to buy those things anyway.
Since you haven't used them yet, why don't you just return them?
I thought they would look good on you.
Hey, Kyoro. What do you think?
I think it would be cute.
Oh, but if Tama really tried, it would be brutal.
She'd be so cute, it would hurt to live.
So maybe it's better if she doesn't.
Um...
I-I'll... I'll do it...
Huh?
What?
Where did my ears and tail go?
Does anyone know where they-
Meow.
Terrible!
That looks terrible!
I'm sorry.
I didn't think these cute things would look good on me...
Then don't wear them!
It's cute!
It's so moe!
Right, Senpai?
Yeah, it's amazing.
Meow.
No, no!
If Shi's going to wear something, it's got to be this!
What?
Hey.
Yo. I'm Kirara.
Yo. I'm Megumi.
Roar.
What are you doing?
And the rest of you...
What?
Are you saying we don't look good?
I think we look pretty good in these.
You do, but..
Shion
Call me "Shirou".
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Mao
I'm Maou, the true king.
Maou
Mao
Maou
Mao
Maou
Mao
Maou
Mao
Maou
Call me "Maou-sama".
That's not any different from your actual name.
Megumi
I'm, um...
It's probably written "Megumi,"
and pronounced "Kei," right?
Kei
I will drop a "ra."
Kei
Kirara
Ah, I see. If you drop a "ra" from your name,
and call yourself "Kira", that could be a boy's name.
Kira
Tamako
Tamaki
Tamao
I'm...
Tamao
No one cares.
You're so mean!
Senpai, you're so mean!
Show more affection for me!
Why am I the only one who doesn't have a name?
Well, then.
Don't leave me out!
You've enjoyed yourself plenty...
It's time for us to enjoy ourselves.
It's time for our club activity, Kyoroko-kun.
Megu, prepare the Kyoroko Transformation Goods!
Yes!
I wonder if you'll cry deliciously for us again today.
No!
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Hey, Kirara.
Come here.
Are you sick, Kirara?
This sounds like a job for the doctor.
People don't play doctor when they're actually sick.
Okay, Kirara.
Open your mouth.
No obvious symptoms...
You don't seem to have much of a fever, either...
It doesn't seem to be the flu,
so it must be a common cold.
You should keep warm and rest.
Of course, that's only an amateur's assessment,
so you shouldn't put too much stock into it.
If you have a fever, make sure you see a doctor.
Sending Message
Message Sent
I just e-mailed Jill.
She should be here soon.
Once she does, Kirara, you should go home.
Here.
I made some hot cocoa.
My sister!
That was quick!
How many seconds does it take to get here from the middle school?
Sister!
Sister, sister!
No... No problem...
She's so strong.
I wouldn't expect less from her sister.
Now that I think of it,
Jill-chan crossed the Pacific Ocean just to see her sister, didn't she?
Club
What's wrong, Kyoro? Are you sick?
I'm fine.
You've got a slight fever.
Really?
Maybe I am sick.
I feel a chill...
It's a cold.
And my joints hurt a little bit.
I told you, it's a cold.
Kyoro, sick?
Is it true giving someone else your cold will cure your own?
If giving me her cold cured Kirara, I'm happy.
Kyoro caught my cold?
Oh, no.
It's just an old wives' tale.
I wonder if it's a Japanese superstition.
But, Kyoro, that's obviously a cold you've got there.
Shall I examine you?
I'll go home quietly.
I'll keep warm and rest...
Apparently, everyone is coming.
Everyone?
Onii-chan!
My samurai master!
Onii-chan, give it!
Give me your cold!
Then you'll get better sooner!
Master...
Nee-sama and Nee-sama, you must stay back!
You will catch his cold!
Seira-chan, you're not supposed to use that on people.
Kyoro spread cold.
What?!
What?
But...
I caught it.
There's no way it would spread that fast...
Nee-sama and Nee-sama, you must leave this room immediately!
I will sterilise this immediately.
Cold really spread.
It's not the cold, it's the smoke...
Club
Get some rest.
Club
Hey.
W-What is it?
Hey, aren't you curious about our agreement?
I'm sorry.
Due to our agreement, none of us can give you chocolate.
W-What agreement might you be talking about?
Well, if you're not interested...
By the way...
It's almost Valentine's Day.
Isn't it next week?
Hey, Shi-sensei.
Yes?
What are we going to do about our agreement this year?
So, are you interested?
I'm sorry.
Yes, I am.
Please tell me...
What is this agreement?
I shall answer that.
It was about two weeks before Valentine's Day last year...
We made a decision so you wouldn't get carried away...
That none of us would give you chocolate...
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Hey!
What do you mean, carried away?
You think I'd do that?
That's impossible!
Impossible!
Once you show men a little kindness,
they get endlessly carried away.
No, we don't!
Besides, I bet Megu would get excited and construct some kind of crazy chocolate...
If she did that, I couldn't just give you a piece of ABC chocolate.
Jingle
It'd be a waste of my allowance.
A waste of your allowance...
Anyway, Mao,
are you saying we should cancel our agreement this year?
Sure, this year.
Besides, this guy's already full of himself.
Nothing could change that now.
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This is embarrassing...
I know.
Us girls can't tell who's benefiting from this.
Well, it's just part of our club activities.
Besides, you'd cry if we didn't.
I wouldn't cry...
You cried last year.
I just got some dust in my eye.
Oh, really?
You won't cry?
I guess we don't need to do this, then.
No, no, no!
I'll cry. If I don't get any chocolate, I'll probably cry...
Okay, okay!
Me, me! Can I present mine first?
It's a milk chocolate castle.
She really... constructed something...
I bought you Godiva chocolate.
It's good.
Thank you so much.
President!
You got a big one from Megu, so who cares?
Anyway, you'd better let us eat some of... that...
It's delicious.
She's already eating it...
I give Kyoro this.
Um, Kirara?
Do you know what Valentine's Day is?
Day to give chocolate.
T-Thank you...
Hey, you've already eaten half of it!
If we don't hurry up and eat, it'll all be gone.
Come on, let's dig in.
Is your Valentine's Day a day of eating instead of a day of giving?
She said she didn't want to give you chocolate because you'd get carried away with yourself, but...
She was lying.
She's just shy.
What?
The truth is...
Excuse me.
Mori-san!
I have come for the challenge.
What?
Kyoya-sama, it is a rematch.
What?
A rematch?
You beat Mori-san the other day.
You defeated the last boss and became the strongest in the world.
Shinomiya-kun, this.
Oh...
As the head of the Amatsuka Family, I cannot overlook Mori's defeat.
The Amatsuka Family has no need for losers...
With all due respect, Seira-sama,
my mother was the one who lost the other day...
Huh?
What?!
She told me the same thing, so this time,
I would like to request a rematch between you and Daughter Mori.
I wish you would stop calling it a fight...
And what do you mean, daughter?
Mother?
And head of the family?
More importantly, did you say you have no need for losers?
What if I win again?
What will happen then?
Mori will be fired.
Yes.
Should that happen, I was hoping I could work for you, Shinomiya-sama...
That's ridiculous!
In that case, Mori, you must kill yourself.
Yes.
What?
W-Wait, wait!
Kyoya-sama, will you fight Mori?
Shinomiya-sama, I look forward to fighting you.
I'm sorry!
I lost!
Then Mori wins by default.
What wonderful news, Mori.
What?
I made tea, everyone.
Seira, Mori-san, have some tea.
Yes, Nee-sama.
Huh?
What?
Thank you, Shinomiya-sama.
What?
For playing along with Seira-sama.
She was just teasing me after all.
Oh, good.
Coward.
What?
Huh?
Agreement Cancelled!
What?!
Agreement Cancelled!
kimi to miteita ano keshiki wa
キミと見ていた あの景色は
The scenery we looked at together
mabuta tojireba sugu ni ukabu yo
まぶた閉じれば すぐに浮かぶよ
starts to float as soon as we close our eyes.
kimi to aruita shiranai michi wa
キミと歩いた 知らない道は
On the unknown path we walked together
nanimo kowaku nante nakatta yo
何も怖くなんて なかったよ
I had nothing to fear.
itsuka kitto dekitara ii na
いつかきっと できたら良いな
It'd be nice if we could
sora e takaku tondeke
空へ高く飛んでけ
fly high to the sky,
mahou o kakete (ima sugu)
魔法をかけて （今すぐ）
cast a spell (Right now.)
muteki ni natte (aitai)
無敵になって （会いたい）
and become unstoppable. (I want to meet you.)
kimi ga iru sekai e
キミがいる世界へ
To the world you're in!
ima hashiridasu yo kimi no moto e
今 走り出すよ キミの元へ
Now I start running towards you,
donna tsurai koto atte mo
どんな辛い事 あっても
how painful ever it will be.
nakazu ni iru yo zutto yakusoku shita kara
泣かずにいるよ ずっと約束したから
I always promised you that I won't cry.
ima hashiridashita mou tomaranai
今 走り出した もう止まらない
Now that I've started running, I won't stop anymore.
tsuyoku shinjiteta kibou ha
強く信じてた希望は
It's a wish I strongly believed in.
It'll definitely come true, be with me!
kanarazu kanau kara soba ni ite
必ず叶うから そばにいて
Hey.
Yes?
Do you have more of this?
Yeah, I do.
I'll bring it next time.
Never mind, then.
Let's do the preview properly this time.
It's the last one.
What?
There you go again.
What are you talking about?
That's not funny.
I know, right?
This isn't funny at all.
Episode 12 「Let Us Say Goodbye, GJ Club」
W-What?
What're you talking about?